Jason Bought A Hatchet

Story

Jason Bought A Hatchet was the first song that really clicked when we began our writing process. The animals mentioned in the song are actually Jason and Kat’s pets. Jason did buy a hatchet. He did threaten to kill the rest of the band. He did chop up his grandma.

The video which got us a lot of attention around the internet is done by our good friends Damien and Stephen. Damien is the artist behind all of our artwork.

Lyrics

Ja-son had a plan
to make this his band
he went to the shop
bought a hatchet,
chop,chop,chop!

people said he was deranged,
they were right, for a change,
he didn’t care what they thought,
“hey you guys look what I’ve got!”

J-A-S-O-N-H-A-T-C-H-E-T (x4)
(Some misspelling may occur during this part of the song)

well, our old dog, milo
he’s no longer a male
and our cute puppy Nico lost her
bushy,bushy tail
and the cat, well,
I don’t know the cat’s name
(It’s GORDY!)
but he lost his head
and everytime I kick him he moves,
so I don’t think he’s dead
we’re singing

J-A-S-O-N-H-A-T-C-H-E-T (x4)

Jason had a plan,
ten chops to kill the band,
let’s take a look in
and see what would happen!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
They’re all dead, two to go!
What would Jason do with
two more chops to…

Grandma? Chop it Up
the one you love? Chop it Up
your right left? Chop it Up
your left leg? Chop it Up
STD’s? Chop it Up
the cure for cancer? Chop it Up
drinking? Chop it Up
thinking? Chop it Up
unicorns? Chop it Up
two-eyed pirates? Chop it Up
hoot-hoot owls? Chop it Up
dead horses? Chop it Up
an old pine tree? Chop it Up
an eclair????? EAT IT!